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So what are you saying is….

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I understand that stores need signs to tell their customers things. As a customer, I want to be told of sales,  delicate items, packages, etc. It makes me a better customer in some way perhaps. We are both on the same page about the expectations for our transaction.

Now, as a retailer you have to be responsible and consistent with your messaging. Deal?

On Sunday, I went to a local sandwich shop with Baby Sister to grab some afternoon grub. I wanted a BLT and a I wanted it bad. I had been to this place once before (September 2010) and had a tasty Mediterranean Tuna wrap. I actually used a Groupon at the time and it was an easy purchase. I got two sandwiches, a bottle of wine, some chips, and two pint glasses. Done and done.

Today was a different story. The sandwich was mediocre …. and the store was covered in an excessive amount of signs alerting customers to different rules. I took 9 pictures and barely feel like they accurately reflect what the store felt like.

“Rent this champagne fountain for $75 plus the cost of  your beverage”

Is that not obvious? Really. Give your customers some credit. Also this fountain looks not at all exciting

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“Be Polite. Take ONE. PLEASE”

This was the first sign I saw when I walked into the store. I’ll be polite – but your chips aren’t really “crisp”.

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 I can’t even type out all of these signs. But they are all about LivingSocial, Groupon, and Buy With Me gift certificates. Do you really need three signs in this small of a space about the same thing?

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This is just the register area. Rules about using credit cards, rules about how long it takes to make a sandwich, buying lobsters with coupons, etc, etc, etc.

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… and … more…. signs. I’m still in disbelief.

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Lastly, Guinness Cupcakes? I took this picture on the 27th of March. A full 10 days after St Patricks Day. It doesn’t help that you have now made them free. They are still suspect.

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Sadly, I’ll probably still go back to this place because they aren’t idiots (like another place in town) and they carry a really wide variety of items plus beer & wine. Here’s hoping that the next time I go back all the Groupons / Living Social / Buy With Me credits have been used up and I don’t have to look at these visually abusive signs again.

P.S. Here is a note I won’t send but wish I would:

Dear Front Street Gourmet,
You signed up for Groupon / Living Social / Buy With Me. You knew the type of customers that would bring. Customers that would pay $10 for $20 worth of product. Where is the surprise in that? Don’t try and make them feel guilty for spending $20.01. Instead, find a new font on your computer and perhaps make a new sign welcoming customers into the store. Also, don’t use Wonderbread on sandwiches…
Mediocre-ly Yours,
Jen